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SHATTER-MAN

"Power Up Your Shatter"

With All Due Respect,

- Your Gray Matter

Dr. Edward Stone was a brilliant but eccentric scientist who had a deep fascination with the cannabis plant. He had spent years researching the properties of cannabis and had become obsessed with finding a way to extract its most potent and beneficial components.

 

One day, while working in his lab, Dr. Stone made a breakthrough discovery. He found a way to extract a highly concentrated form of cannabis resin that he called "Shatter." Dr. Stone was convinced that Shatter had incredible therapeutic potential and decided to test it on himself.

 

Dr. Stone began using Shatter regularly and was amazed at the effects it had on his mind and body. He felt more energized, focused, and creative than ever before. However, he soon realized that there was a downside to his discovery.

 

One day, while experimenting with a new batch of Shatter, Dr. Stone accidentally spilled the highly concentrated liquid on his skin. To his horror, he found that the Shatter had bonded with his body, turning him into a living, breathing, cannabis superhero, Shatter-man.

 

Dr. Stone's newfound powers allowed him to heal people, both physically and mentally. He could sense their pain and use his cannabis-infused body of “shatter” to assist in alleviating their suffering.

 

Over time, Dr. Stone really took to his new Superhero identity as “Shatter-man”. He wore a sleek, red suit with a yellow “Shatter-man” bolt emblem across his chest, and he spent his days and nights patrolling the streets, in search of those in need of Cannabis concentrates.

 

Despite the danger and the risks he took in formulating “Shatter”, Dr. Stone was grateful for his accidental transformation. He knew that he had been given a rare gift, and he was determined to use it to make the world a better place. And so, Dr. Edward Stone became a legend, a mad scientist turned superhero, a new found force for good in a world that sorely needed one.

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Shatterman recommends that shatter is sold in 2-gram increments because he believes this is the optimal amount for most users to enjoy the substance while also minimizing the risk of overconsumption. Shatter is highly concentrated and potent, and consuming too much at once can be overwhelming for some users.

By selling shatter in 2-gram increments, Shatterman hopes to encourage responsible use of the substance while also providing enough for users to enjoy multiple experiences with it. He calls these 2-gram increments "Shatter Shots" and sees them as the perfect way for users to experience the full benefits of shatter without overdoing it.

Think of what it would look like if a certain Arachnid-based superhero shot out 2 grams of his "webs" and it dried, only it is shatter, not spiderwebs. 

With Shatter Shots, users can control their dosage and experiment with different strains and consumption methods, all while enjoying the unique effects of shatter. Shatterman believes that Shatter Shots are the future of shatter consumption and hopes that they will become a widely adopted standard in the cannabis community.

Lastly, selling shatter in 2-gram increments provides a more cost-effective option for users who are looking to enjoy shatter regularly. While the price per gram may be higher when purchasing 2 grams at once, the overall cost can be more manageable and budget-friendly than having to purchase 1-gram increments more frequently.

Overall, Shatterman believes that selling shatter in 2-gram increments is a more responsible and practical approach to shatter consumption, and that it provides a better overall experience for users.

While Shatterman's decision to sell shatter in 2-gram increments may not directly save the planet, it can contribute to a more sustainable and responsible approach to shatter consumption.

By reducing the number of trips users have to make to the store, Shatterman is helping to reduce the carbon footprint of shatter consumption. This is particularly important given the impact that transportation can have on the environment.

Furthermore, by encouraging responsible consumption and avoiding overconsumption, Shatterman is helping to minimize waste and preserve resources. This can contribute to a more sustainable approach to shatter consumption overall.

Overall, while Shatterman's efforts may not have a significant impact on saving the planet, they do reflect a more responsible and sustainable approach to shatter consumption, and can help to reduce the overall environmental impact of this popular cannabis product.

Shatterman offers three types of shatter in various flavors:

  • Solar Surge - Typically classified as Sativa on Earth

  • Galaxy Hammock - Typically classified as Indica on Earth

  • Nebula Nectar - Typically classified as Hybrid on Earth

How do I Shatter?

  1. Dabbing - This is one of the most popular ways to use shatter. It involves heating the shatter on a hot surface (called a nail) and inhaling the vapor through a dab rig.

  2. Vaping - Shatter can also be used with a vaporizer designed for concentrates. This method heats the shatter to its vaporization point without combustion, creating a smooth and flavorful vapor.

  3. Topping a bowl - You can add small pieces of shatter to the top of a bowl of flower for an extra potent and flavorful experience.

  4. Edibles - Shatter can be infused into baked goods, gummies, and other edibles for a potent and long-lasting effect.

  5. Tinctures - Shatter can be dissolved in high-proof alcohol to create a tincture that can be taken sublingually or added to drinks.

  6. Topicals - Shatter can be infused into lotions, balms, and other topicals for localized pain relief and relaxation.

  7. Moon rocks - Moon rocks are cannabis buds that have been dipped in oil or rolled in kief, then coated in shatter. They provide an extra potent experience that is not for the faint of heart.

  8. Hot knives - This old-school method involves heating two knives on a stove, then pressing a small piece of shatter between them and inhaling the vapor through a straw.

  9. Blunts - Shatter can be added to the inside of a blunt for an extra potent and flavorful smoking experience.

  10. Infusing a drink - Shatter can be infused into a hot drink like tea or coffee for a relaxing and potent experience. However, it's important to note that shatter is not water-soluble, so it needs to be added to a fat-soluble substance like milk or butter before being added to a drink.

 

Shortest to Longest Effects

  1. Hot knives - this method involves inhaling the vaporized shatter directly through a straw, and the effects can last for 1-3 hours.

  2. Topping a bowl - adding small pieces of shatter to the top of a bowl of flower provides an extra potent experience that can last for up to 4 hours.

  3. Vaping - using a vaporizer designed for concentrates can provide a smooth and flavorful experience with effects that can last for up to 4-6 hours.

  4. Dabbing - dabbing provides an intense and immediate effect that can last for up to 6 hours.

  5. Topicals - shatter-infused lotions and balms provide localized pain relief and relaxation that can last for up to 8 hours.

  6. Tinctures - sublingual tinctures can provide fast-acting effects that can last for up to 8 hours.

  7. Edibles - shatter-infused edibles can provide a potent and long-lasting experience that can last for up to 12 hours or more, depending on the dosage and individual tolerance.

  8. Infusing a drink - infusing shatter into a hot drink like tea or coffee can provide a relaxing and potent experience that can last for up to 12 hours or more, depending on the dosage and individual tolerance.

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